(Headlines like these have been floating around on the net. Here's my revised version.)
Headlines at the End of the World
| USA Today | WE'RE DEAD |
| Wall Street Journal | Dow Jones Plummets as World Ends |
| TIME | No More TIME |
| Rolling Stone | The Grateful Dead Reunion Tour |
| Sports Illustrated | Game Over |
| Inc. Magazine | 10 Way $ You Can Profit From the Apocalyp$e |
| Ladies Home Journal | Lose 10 Pounds by Judgment Day with Our New "Armageddon" Diet! |
| Devils Lake (ND) Daily News | Lake Burns with Fire and
Sulfur |
| TV Guide | Death
and Damnation: |
| Microsoft Systems Journal | Netscape Loses Market Share |
| America Online | System temporarily down. |
| Sporting News | New
Orleans Saints Destroy |
| Money Magazine | Mortgage Rates and Property Values Hit All Time Low |
| National Enquirer | Inquiring
Minds Now Know It All! |
| Your Church Newsletter | Worship Services |
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